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hellaoptile:

you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

(Source: stupidsexyganondorf)

  • me talking to little kids:

    oh hey man wow I like your shoes they light up! No way I wish I had some like that, I bet they make you run so fast!!

  • me talking to older people:

    I'm not really sure what it is I want to do with my life, but I figure that as long as I'm happy it can't be that bad

  • me talking to people my age:

    well howdily doodily my fellow young people, what's hip hop happening over here? I'm just off to inject a meth and listen to an MTV if you youngsters are 'down' also haha look at that lingo, golly gosh what a time to be alive

punkrockcow:

What?

Laughing SO HARD

(Source: unclefather)

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